Let’s just say that this week, in terms of parenting, has been a doozie. It seems, that for some reason, my children have a new habit of alternatingly vomiting on Wednesdays. Someone has thrown up in my house on Wednesday (or, maybe Tuesday?) every week for the last four weeks. Can someone please tell me what the problem is here? Feel free to buy me Lysol and come and spray my home!
My children have been refusing to do their normal napping routine, and it is making me a tiny bit crazy. Below is a picture of William who has raided the pantry and eaten all of his sister’s puffy treats. He would dig to the bottom of the container, eat one, and then show off his dirty fingers. This is how I got approximately 97 seconds to send an email on Wednesday afternoon.
In the last 48 hours I have had two firsts: Yesterday, I had to call the pediatrician’s office to talk to a nurse to walk through the signs of a concussion because Anna pulled a ceramic lamp onto her head, and it shattered. (she did not have a concussion. we are thankful. mental note: all three of my children can quickly and easily get out of my sight and cause harm to themselves and others.)
This is a picture of Hudson-in-demo-mode destroying my bedroom. About 13 seconds after this, Anna pulled the lamp onto herself. It was not a great morning.
Sissy did have a knot, but it is going down nicely. She has recovered very well from her big boo boo.
Today, I had to call Poison Control because while I was upstairs with Anna putting her down for a nap, Hudson went downstairs (where William was coloring) . . . and, when I asked what he and William were doing, they told me “gettin’ medicine!” WHAT? We had recently been playing “Doctor William” and using the stethoscope and “giving shots,” but we had not discussed medicine. ANYWAY, I FLEW down the stairs to find that the rascals had pulled a stool into the kitchen, they had commissioned Hudson to climb it (he is taller, you know) and he was trying to eat the Flintstones vitamins. (Yes, they have a safety cap. No, it was not on tightly. Yes, I am to blame. BUT, to my credit: I am almost always doing 87 things at one time with at least one, two or three children yelling/screaming/crying/acting-like-they-are-starving in front of me and there are occasions where the phone is ringing, someone is knocking on the door, or our crazy dog happens to be barking all at the exact same moment). The kind woman at Poison Control explained to me that toddlers like to climb. Noted, thank you very much. While Hudsey told me that he ate “firty” (thirty) vitamins, I knew that was not true. When I asked him again, he replied “one and a half,” which is probably right because they only eat half of one each per day and there are some halves floating around in the bottle. So, after counting vitamins and calculating those numbers against Hudosn’s weight, Poison Control and I decided that Hudsey was fine. Turns out that he would have had to have eaten 25+ to have a real problem. I am so glad that was not the case. And, while William was holding an open bottle of Vitamin B12, I knew there was no way my very-picky-eater would have even let one of those things linger on his tongue; and, he assured me that he did not eat anything. Again, we are thankful.
I used to think that being a mom would be really fun and that I would be wonderful at it. I am realizing that while I ADORE my children, this whole motherhood thing is quite challenging. Most days, I’m not feeling too well equipped for this craziness! It’s a great thing they are all so sweet! Now, if they would just sit still and take naps! ha!
And, in other news, my baby brother went back to school this week. Isn’t he the most handsome 8th grader you have ever seen? No braces, no glasses, and new hair cut. HANDSOME. And, very VERY sweet. Anna Bug loves him so!
My children are sleeping and I should be, too . . . who knows what tomorrow will bring!